The Simpsons

Episodes

Season 14 · 22 episodes

• E1 Treehouse of Horror XIII
  Nov 3, 2002 25 min

  In "Send in the Clones," Homer finds that his new hammock is capable of making clones. In "The Right to Keep and Scare Harms," zombie cowboys come back from the dead after Springfield bans guns. In "The Island of Dr. Hibbert," the Simpsons take a vacation on an island where Dr. Hibbert can turn people into animals.

• E2 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  Nov 10, 2002 25 min

  When Homer is secretly videotaped complaining about his family in a taxi, they send him off to a rock and roll fantasy camp so he can try to live his dream.

• E3 Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
  Nov 17, 2002 25 min

  Bart and Lisa are respectively held back and moved forward one grade, putting them in the same class.

• E4 Large Marge
  Nov 24, 2002 25 min

  Worried that Homer isn't attracted to her, Marge goes in for a liposuction procedure but is accidentally given breast implants. When Bart and Milhouse try to imitate a stunt done by Krusty the Clown, media watchdog groups force him to make his show more safety-conscious and less fun.

• E5 Helter Shelter
  Dec 1, 2002 25 min

  The Simpsons family must participate in a reality television show in which they try to live in the same way that the families did in the 1800s.

• E6 The Great Louse Detective
  Dec 15, 2002 25 min

  When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob is released to help him track down a potential assassin.

• E7 Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)
  Jan 5, 2003 25 min

  After Skinner once again has let Mrs. Krabappel down, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. When the nomination is accepted, Skinner tries to get back Krabappel by asking her to marry him.

• E8 The Dad Who Knew Too Little
  Jan 12, 2003 25 min

  Homer hires a private detective to learn more about Lisa. But when Homer refuses to pay the detective's expenses, he frames Lisa for a crime she didn't commit, forcing her and Homer to go on the run.

• E9 Strong Arms of the Ma
  Feb 2, 2003 25 min

  After being mugged at the Kwik-E-Mart and afraid to leave the house, Marge takes up body-building to boost her self-esteem.

• E10 Pray Anything
  Feb 9, 2003 25 min

  Homer turns to religion to help him get what he wants and is soon awarded the church in an injury settlement, which he turns into his personal party pad.

• E11 Barting Over
  Feb 16, 2003 25 min

  After finding out Homer squandered his money from a baby commercial, Bart moves out into a loft, where he meets skateboarding legend, Tony Hawk.

• E12 I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
  Feb 16, 2003 25 min

  Lisa participates in the Spellympics, but Homer is busy traveling cross-country as Krusty Burger test-markets a new sandwich. Lisa is confident that she will win until she learns that the contest is rigged against her.

• E13 A Star Is Born-Again
  Mar 2, 2003 25 min

  Ned Flanders starts dating a famous movie star, but has difficulties with the tabloids following them everywhere.

• E14 Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
  Mar 9, 2003 25 min

  Krusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer's house, but falls in line with the conservatives once he's there.

• E15 C.E. D'oh!
  Mar 16, 2003 25 min

  Homer takes over the power plant after tricking Mr. Burns into making him the official owner of the power plant.

• E16 Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
  Mar 30, 2003 25 min

  Lisa becomes interested in astronomy and starts fighting the light pollution which is preventing her from being able to enjoy her new hobby.

• E17 Three Gays of the Condo
  Apr 13, 2003 25 min

  After yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals - who don't exactly think Homer is straight.

• E18 Dude, Where's My Ranch?
  Apr 27, 2003 25 min

  Homer writes a Christmas carol called "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders," which soon becomes so popular that the family decides to leave town for a while.

• E19 Old Yeller Belly
  May 4, 2003 25 min

  Homer throws out Santa's Little Helper for not saving him from a fire, but soon the dog becomes Duff's new mascot.

• E20 Brake My Wife, Please
  May 11, 2003 25 min

  When Homer loses his driver's license, Marge has to drive everyone everywhere, which becomes so stressful that she accidentally runs over Homer, leading to the two seeing a marriage counselor.

• E21 The Bart of War
  May 18, 2003 25 min

  Bart and Milhouse are forced into community service after destroying Flanders' Beatles memorial and join separate community groups, pitting themselves against each other.

• E22 Moe Baby Blues
  May 18, 2003 25 min

  After saving Maggie's life, Moe develops a special bond with her, much to Homer's dismay.