The King of Queens

Episodes

Season 3 · 25 episodes

• E1 Do Rico
  Oct 2, 2000 25 min

  Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.

• E2 Roast Chicken
  Oct 9, 2000 25 min

  Carrie has Doug sign a card for her boss' twenty years at the company and is asked to participate in his banquet roast.

• E3 Fatty McButterpants
  Oct 16, 2000 25 min

  Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.

• E4 Class Struggle
  Oct 23, 2000 25 min

  Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

• E5 Strike One
  Oct 30, 2000 25 min

  Doug wants a new car and against Carrie's advice, buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are going on strike, forcing Carrie to work major overtime to compensate for his mistake.

• E6 Strike Too
  Nov 6, 2000 25 min

  With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.

• E7 Strike Out
  Nov 13, 2000 25 min

  Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Eventually, Doug and Deacon return to work leaving Arthur alone.

• E8 Dark Meet
  Nov 20, 2000 25 min

  Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings.

• E9 Twisted Sitters
  Nov 27, 2000 25 min

  Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents...

• E10 Work Related
  Dec 4, 2000 25 min

  Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.

• E11 Better Camera
  Dec 11, 2000 25 min

  A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

• E12 Wedding Presence
  Jan 8, 2001 25 min

  Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

• E13 Hi Def-Jam
  Jan 29, 2001 25 min

  Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

• E14 Paint Misbehavin'
  Feb 5, 2001 25 min

  Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

• E15 Deacon Blues
  Feb 12, 2001 25 min

  Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

• E16 Horizontal Hold
  Feb 19, 2001 25 min

  After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally. Arthur dates a woman who claims she dated Frank Sinatra.

• E17 Inner Tube
  Feb 26, 2001 25 min

  Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.

• E18 Papa Pill
  Mar 19, 2001 25 min

  Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she turns her father's care over to Doug.

• E19 Package Deal
  Apr 9, 2001 25 min

  Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

• E20 Separation Anxiety
  Apr 16, 2001 25 min

  Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on a date.

• E21 Departure Time
  Apr 30, 2001 25 min

  Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended.

• E22 Swim Neighbors
  May 7, 2001 25 min

  Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards.

• E23 S'no Job
  May 14, 2001 25 min

  Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him.

• E24 Pregnant Pause (1)
  May 21, 2001 25 min

  Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement.

• E25 Pregnant Pause (2)
  May 21, 2001 25 min

  Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby and he takes on a second job so that they can save extra money before the due date. Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom.