The King of Queens

Episodes

Season 8 · 23 episodes

• E1 Pole Lox
  Sep 19, 2005 25 min

  Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.

• E2 Vocal Discord
  Sep 26, 2005 25 min

  When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group.

• E3 Consummate Professional
  Oct 3, 2005 25 min

  Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.

• E4 Like Hell
  Oct 10, 2005 25 min

  Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation

• E5 Sandwiched Out
  Oct 17, 2005 25 min

  A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.

• E6 Shear Torture
  Oct 24, 2005 25 min

  Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.

• E7 Inn Escapable
  Nov 7, 2005 25 min

  A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.

• E8 Move Doubt
  Nov 14, 2005 25 min

  Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.

• E9 G'Night, Stalker
  Nov 21, 2005 25 min

  Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.

• E10 Raygin' Bulls
  Nov 28, 2005 25 min

  Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.

• E11 Baker's Doesn't
  Dec 19, 2005 25 min

  Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.

• E12 Fresh Brood
  Jan 6, 2006 25 min

  Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month."

• E13 Gambling N'Diction
  Jan 23, 2006 25 min

  After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion.

• E14 Apartment Complex
  Feb 6, 2006 25 min

  Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.

• E15 Buggie Nights
  Feb 27, 2006 25 min

  Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation.

• E16 Knee Jerk
  Mar 6, 2006 25 min

  After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.

• E17 Present Tense
  Mar 13, 2006 25 min

  The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.

• E18 Sold-Y Locks
  Mar 20, 2006 25 min

  In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.

• E19 Emotional Rollercoaster
  Apr 10, 2006 25 min

  Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.

• E20 Four Play
  May 1, 2006 25 min

  One night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see. They run into Deacon and Kelly and it turns out Kelly wants to see what Doug wants to see and Deacon likes the movie that Carrie likes.

• E21 Hartford Wailer
  May 8, 2006 25 min

  Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

• E22 Fight Schlub
  May 15, 2006 25 min

  Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.

• E23 Acting Out
  May 22, 2006 25 min

  After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.