How I Met Your Mother

Episodes

Season 3 · 20 episodes

• E1 Wait for It
  Sep 24, 2007 25 min

  Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

• E2 We're Not from Here
  Oct 1, 2007 25 min

  Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

• E3 Third Wheel
  Oct 8, 2007 25 min

  Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

• E4 Little Boys
  Oct 15, 2007 25 min

  Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

• E5 How I Met Everyone Else
  Oct 22, 2007 25 min

  Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

• E6 I'm Not That Guy
  Oct 29, 2007 25 min

  Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

• E7 Dowisetrepla
  Nov 5, 2007 25 min

  Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

• E8 Spoiler Alert
  Nov 12, 2007 25 min

  Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

• E9 Slapsgiving
  Nov 19, 2007 25 min

  Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

• E10 The Yips
  Nov 26, 2007 25 min

  When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

• E11 The Platinum Rule
  Dec 10, 2007 25 min

  Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

• E12 No Tomorrow
  Mar 17, 2008 25 min

  Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

• E13 Ten Sessions
  Mar 24, 2008 25 min

  Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

• E14 The Bracket
  Mar 31, 2008 25 min

  Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

• E15 The Chain of Screaming
  Apr 14, 2008 25 min

  After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

• E16 Sandcastles in the Sand
  Apr 21, 2008 25 min

  Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

• E17 The Goat
  Apr 28, 2008 25 min

  Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

• E18 Rebound Bro
  May 5, 2008 25 min

  Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

• E19 Everything Must Go
  May 12, 2008 25 min

  When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

• E20 Miracles
  May 19, 2008 25 min

  Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.