Saturday Night Live

Episodes

Season 29 · 20 episodes

• E1 Jack Black/John Mayer
  Oct 4, 2003 65 min

  Live From New York, It's... Jack Black Sketches include, 'Californians For Schwarzennager', 'Huggies Thong', 'Queer Eye For The Straight Gal, 'The Wade Robson Project', 'Cooking School', 'TV Funhouse- Yankee Super-Heroes', 'Father & Son', 'The Wine Critic', 'Telemarketers'.

• E2 Justin Timberlake
  Oct 11, 2003 65 min

  Live From New York, It's... Justin Timberlake Sketches include, 'Hardball', 'Punk'd: Barely Legal', 'Schwarzenegger Press Conference', 'A Message From Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson', 'Omletteville vs., Benny's', 'DirecTV', 'Boston Teens', 'The Sharon Osbourne Show', 'Justin and Kermit The Frog', 'Carl Weathers For Governor', 'Amy Loves Justin', and 'The Barry Gibb Talk Show'.

• E3 Halle Berry/Britney Spears
  Oct 18, 2003 65 min

  Live From New York, It's... Halle Berry Sketches include, 'Kobe & Vanessa Bryant', 'Gaystrogen', 'The Don Zimmer Sports Spectacular', 'Donatella Versace', 'Tel-e-link', 'Quick Ones', 'Sukihura Sushi Bar', 'The Sunday National Enquirer', 'The Best Of Klymaxx', 'Tom Brokaw Voice Mail', 'Ashford & Simpson Fan', 'Speedreader'.

• E4 Kelly Ripa/Outkast
  Nov 1, 2003 65 min

  Live From New York, It's... Kelly Ripa Sketches include, 'Message From The President', 'Tressant Supreme', 'Live With Regis & Kelly', 'Access Hollywood', 'Center For Cow Fart Study', 'Leilani Burke: Pet Psychic', 'Spy Glass', 'Greenbriar County Animal Shelter'

• E5 Andy Roddick/Dave Matthews
  Nov 8, 2003 65 min

  Live From New York, It's... Andy Roddick Sketches include, 'Martha Stewart Interview', 'Cryogenix', 'The Morning Mix', 'Battle Of The Sexes 2', 'Mary Poppins 2004/Chris Parnell and John McEnroe Commentary', 'Anderson Mellner Communications Celebration', 'Tennis Talk', 'Merv The Perv', 'Jock Talk', and 'Action News 13'

• E6 Alec Baldwin/Missy Elliott
  Nov 15, 2003 65 min

  Address from the President, Huggies Thong, Plastic Surgeon, Zing, The Tony Bennett Show, Gaystrogen, The Falconer, C-Span: Prince Charles Scandal, Keen Corp Meeting, Roy Returns, Scheinwald Studios. The Scheinwald Studios sketch has been cut several times since early 2002.

• E7 Al Sharpton/Pink
  Dec 6, 2003 65 min

  Sketches include ""Equal Time Programming on NBC,"" ""Michael Jackson On A Roller Coaster,"" ""Brian Fellow's Safari Planet,"" ""The Three Wise Men Get Racial-Profiled"", ""Al Sharpton's Casa de Sushi,"" ""The Latoya Jackson Show,"" and ""Cash On Earth."" Pink performs ""Trouble"" and ""God is a DJ.""

• E8 Elijah Wood/Jet
  Dec 13, 2003 65 min

  Sketeches include; Hardball, Choir Boys, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, Fun With Real Audio, Wake-Up Wakefield, Versace Egg Nog, Gore Endorses Dean, The Rialto Grande Casino

• E9 Jennifer Aniston/Black Eyed Peas
  Jan 10, 2004 65 min

  Live From New York, It's... Jennifer Aniston Sketches include, 'Message From Donald Trump', 'Obnoxious Photographers', 'Britney's Marriage', 'Gaystrogen', 'Democrats Against Howard Dean', 'Saddam & Osama', 'Country Roses', 'Coco & Natsui Super Show', 'Appalachian Emergency Room', 'Phone Sex Operator'

• E10 Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey/G-Unit with 50 Cent
  Jan 17, 2004 65 min

  Live from New York, it's... Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Sketches were: 'Howard Dean HQ,' 'Tylenol Extreme,' 'Joey Mack,' 'El Cantador Restaurant,' 'American Idol,' 'MTV Future,' 'American Beef Council,' 'The Sharon Osbourne Show,' 'Panty Shopping,' 'Bubba Sparxxx Ad Jingles,' and 'Tuna of the Dirt.' G-Unit performed 'Stunt 101.'

• E11 Megan Mullally/Clay Aiken
  Feb 7, 2004 65 min

  Live From New York, It's... Megan Mullally Sketches include,'Nightline', 'Celebrity Poker Showdown', 'Huggies Thong', 'The Baby Boyfriend', 'Sharon Stone Presents An Award', 'Oprah's Favorite Things', 'Black Lovin' Cab Driver', 'The Wizard Of Oz', 'Zings vs. Slams', 'Celebrity Relatives'

• E12 Drew Barrymore/Kelis
  Feb 14, 2004 65 min

  Sketches are: 'Gore Calls Kerry,' 'A Very Special Valentine's Versace,' 'Jarret's Room,' 'Access Hollywood,' 'Octane,' 'Mike's Bar, circa 1968,' 'Larry King Live,' 'Spy Glass,' 'The World of Scott Wainio' (film), 'The White Stripes,' and 'The Prince Show.' Kelis performed 'Milkshake' and 'Trick Me.'

• E13 Christina Aguilera/Maroon 5
  Feb 21, 2004 65 min

  Sketches include 'Hardball,' 'Sex & The City Final Episode', 'Do You Know Who My Father Is?', 'TV Funhouse: Pat O'Brien', 'The History Channel: Celebration of Women Week', 'Backstage At A Christina Aguilera Concert', 'Besos Y Lagrimas', and 'Don's Apothecary' Maroon 5 performs: 'This Love' and 'Harder to Breathe'

• E14 Colin Firth/Norah Jones
  Mar 6, 2004 65 min

  Sketches include; Nightline, Bad Southern Accent, Show Biz Grande Explosion, TV Funhouse: FCC-Approved Cartoons, Tim Calhoun In Court, The Horny Bellhop, Meet the Press, The Sopranos, and Hollywood vs. History: Jesus Christ.

• E15 Ben Affleck/N.E.R.D.
  Mar 13, 2004 65 min

  Live from New York, it's...Ben Affleck, Rachel Dratch, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers Sketches Include: Donnie Bartalotti's Gay Wedding, Joey Mack on Z105, Gigli Filming, TV Funhouse: The Making of the Passion of the Dumpty/George W. Bush Campaign Commercials, Appalachian Emergency Room, Bangkok Ad 1: The Dead Hooker, Top O'The Morning, Bangkok Ad 2: Russian Roulette ""Payment"", Donnie G. and Sidecar, Bangkok Ad 3: Kelly Ripa, Ben Affleck, and a Dead Man, and The Full Moon Killer N.E.R.D performs: Maybe and She Wants To Move

• E16 Donald Trump/Toots and the Maytals with Bootsy Collins and The Roots
  Apr 3, 2004 65 min

  Live from New York, it's...Donald Trump Sketches include 'The SNL Apprentice,' 'Fear Factor Junior,' 'Live with Regis and Kelly,' 'The VIP Seats,' 'Donald Trump's House of Wings,' 'Weekend Trump-Date,' 'Prince and the Pauper '04,' 'Fathers and Sons,' '9/11 Hearings,' and 'Donald's Band Rehearsal.' Toots and the Maytals perform 'Love Gonna Walk Out on Me' (with Ben Harper and Jack Johnson) and 'Funky Kingston' (with Bootsy Collins and The Roots).

• E17 Janet Jackson
  Apr 10, 2004 65 min

  Live From New York... It's Janet Jackson (and her digitally pixelated breast) Sketches includes: Cheney and Condoleezza Rice, Brian Fellow's Safari Planet, Starkisha in the Ticket Line, SNL Easter Song, The Prince Show, Cork Soakers, Good Times, and Boom Boomer The host/musical guest performs: Strawberry Bounce and All Nite (Don't Stop)

• E18 Lindsay Lohan/Usher
  May 1, 2004 65 min

  Live From New York, it's...Lindsay Lohan! Sketches include: 'Bush's Preparation,' 'Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover,' 'Jaret's Room,' 'Harry Potter,' 'Billy Joel's Car Ride,' 'Debbie Downer,' 'Club Traxx,' 'Kaitlin's Sleepover,' and 'The Adult Movie Awards.' Usher performed 'Yeah' (with Ludacris) and 'Burn' (by himself).

• E19 Snoop Dogg/Avril Lavigne
  May 8, 2004 65 min

  Live From New York, it's... Snoop Dogg Sketches include: 'White House Friends', 'Mom Jeans' (rerun from the Adrien Brody/Sean Paul and Wayne Wonder episode from season 28), '¡Show Biz Grande Explosion!', 'The Handicapped Rapper', 'Scheinwald Studios: MC Night Terrors Pitches 'Booty Hotel'', 'ABC Fall Line-Up', 'Snoop Dogg Misses 'Friends'', 'Appalachian Emergency Room', 'TV Funhouse: Pothead Theatre', 'Duster's Digest', and 'Mother's Day Message From Snoop Dogg' Avril Lavigne performs: 'Don't Tell Me' and '(So Much For) My Happy Ending'

• E20 Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen/J-Kwon
  May 15, 2004 65 min

  Live from New York, it's...Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Sketches include 'Hardball', 'Paparazzi', 'Mary Kate/Ashley Olsen Perfume', 'Joey Mack on Z105', 'The Swan', 'Pat and Patti's Backpack Shack', 'Access Hollywood: New York Minute', 'Bloder Brothers, circa 1979', 'The Chapman's Indoor Family Barbecue', 'The Adventures of Harold' (SNL mini-film), and ''Grease' Parody/Farewell To Jimmy Fallon'. J-Kwon performs: 'Tipsy' (a second performance was cut because the show was running too long and room had to be made for Jimmy Fallon's good-bye sketch)