Saturday Night Live

Episodes

Season 7 · 20 episodes

• E1 (no host)/Rod Stewart, Tina Turner
  Oct 3, 1981 65 min

  Sketches include ""Our Age is Showing,"" ""The Little Richard Simmons Show,"" ""The Clams"" (film), ""Nuns on the Beach,"" ""A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney,"" ""Prose and Cons"" (film), ""The Khaddaffi Look,"" ""Ruth Deals With Rod,"" ""Andy Warhol,"" Juggling with Michael Davis, and ""Season of Glass"" (film).

• E2 Susan St. James/The Kinks
  Oct 10, 1981 65 min

  Sketches include ""McDonald & Wife,"" ""The Bizarro World,"" ""Buckwheat Sings,"" ""Skanky Fiancee,"" ""Cheap Laffs,"" and ""The Alan Alda Guide to Sensitivity."" The Kinks performed ""Destroyer"" and Christine Ebersole performed ""Single Bars and Single Women."" Also featured is an Anwar Sadat tribute film.

• E3 George Kennedy/Miles Davis
  Oct 17, 1981 65 min

  Sketches include ""To Tell the Truth Gone Awry,"" ""Mister Robinson's Neighborhood #2,"" ""Velvet Jones #1,"" and ""Harry Anderson's Grappler Tricks.""

• E4 Donald Pleasence/Fear
  Oct 31, 1981 65 min

  Sketches include ""Vomiting for Luck,"" ""Jogger Motel,"" ""Profiles in British Courage,"" ""Last Night I Killed My Husband"" (musical number), ""Sugar Breakfast"" and ""Andy Warhol's TV."" Fear performed ""I Don't Care About You"" and medley of ""Beef Bologna,"" ""New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones,"" and ""Let's Have A War.""

• E5 Lauren Hutton/Rick James
  Nov 7, 1981 65 min

  Sketches include: Here's 'Cos, Dressing Room, Hail to the Chief, TransEastern, Whisper, Cheap Laffs, Harlequin Romances, Reach Out, Velvet Jones School of Technology, Big Baser, Push Button to Explode Building, Bitter People, Schiller's Reel: Art is Ficial.

• E6 Bernadette Peters/Billy Joel, The Go-Go's
  Nov 14, 1981 65 min

  Johnny Keep Your Gun Clean, Escape from New York Films, I Married a Monkey, A Message to Young White Viewers, Hidden Photo, Bedtime Story, Man Ray and Mic, Sketch in the Dark, 42nd Street, Nick the Knock, Rock 'N Roll Heaven Incorporated.

• E7 Tim Curry/Meat Loaf and the Neverland Express
  Dec 5, 1981 65 min

  Texxon, Mick!, Illegitimate Son, The Trouble with Fred, Frank & Papa, Tim and Meat's One Stop Rocky Horror Shop, The Zucchini Song, If Reagan had Survived the Assassination.

• E8 Bill Murray/The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs
  Dec 12, 1981 65 min

  Sketches include ""The Phone Company,"" ""Tales of the Unlikely,"" ""Washed-Up Tom Snyder,"" ""MX-5 Tampons,"" and ""The Economics of Christmas."" The Spinners perform ""I'll Be Around.""

• E9 Robert Conrad/Allman Brothers Band
  Jan 23, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include: The People's Court, In the News, Wild Wild Wild West, Babies in Makeup, Overexposed Characters, Battle of the Week, A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney, The Nixon Mansion, Family Tradition.

• E10 John Madden/Jennifer Holliday
  Jan 30, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include: Locker Room, Johnny Carson School of Acting, Jogger Hotel, Betty Beer, Poetry Corner, The Lou Grant Show, The Uncle Tom Show, Inside Story, Mob Nicknames, Super Bowl to Saturday Night Live and Solomon & Pudge.

• E11 James Coburn/Mick Fleetwood, Lindsay Buckingham
  Feb 6, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include: President's Birthday, Reach Out, I Married a Monkey, Mr. Robinson Neighborhood, Jesus in Blue Jeans, Crazy Mary Gay Jim, Victims of 60 Minutes, Magnificent Analyst, The Khaddaffi Look, Unique Perspectives, Those Crazy Taboosters.

• E12 Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross
  Feb 20, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include: Backstage, Ski Date, Who Do You Hate, Focus On Film. The Bizarro World, Songwriters, The Mild One, Fracas, Flying, Melina's Cafe.

• E13 Elizabeth Ashley/Hall and Oates
  Feb 27, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include: CBS Evening News, Damn Plastic Bubble, Speaking as a Woman, African Tour, Musical Performance "You Make My Dreams", Joseph Papp Auditions, Musical Performance "I Can't Go For That", Girls to Women, Lowembrau, Musical Performance "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"

• E14 Robert Urich/Mink De Ville
  Mar 20, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include ""He's No Burt Reynolds,"" ""Paul Harvey Radio News,"" ""Golden Age Obedience School,"" and ""Koala Bear Embryo."" Mink De Ville performed ""Maybe Tomorrow.""

• E15 Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones
  Mar 27, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include ""Lorne Greene,"" ""The New Celibacy,"" ""20/20,"" ""The Uncle Tom Show,"" ""Senior Spring Fling '82,"" ""Meet the People,"" and ""Help Out Blythe Danner."" Rickie Lee Jones performed ""Pirates"" and ""Lush Life.""

• E16 Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar
  Apr 10, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include ""Save Larry the Lobster,"" ""Whiners' Anniversary,"" ""Hill Street Blues,"" ""Too Many Ethel Mermans,"" and ""Career Corner."" John Cougar Mellencamp performed ""Hurts So Good.""

• E17 Johnny Cash/Elton John
  Apr 17, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include: The Train of Life, The Honeyrooneys, Musical Performance "Empty Garden", Last Request, Next Week, Musical Performance "I Walk The Line", "Folsom Prison Blues", "Ring of Fire", Hail To The Chief, Jay Clay gets Depressed, Tegrim, Showmanship & Flash, Musical Performance "Ball & Chain", Train Poet, Black Talk, Reach Out, Musical Performance "Sunday Morning Coming Down"

• E18 Robert Culp/Charlie Daniels Band
  Apr 24, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include: Tennis Club Locker Room, Middle Age of Aquarius, Party Girl, Musical Performance "Still in Saigon", Egg & Sperm, James Brown is Annie. U.S.S. Cunningham , Babies In Makeup, Happy's, Musical Performance "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

• E19 Danny DeVito/Sparks
  May 15, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include ""Louis DePalma's Revenge,"" ""The Executive Test,"" ""The Whiners on an Airplane,"" ""Solomon and Pudge,"" ""Enzo,"" and ""Looks at Books."" Sparks performs ""Mickey Mouse."" Also, Brian Doyle-Murray interviews recently humbled actor-wrestler Andy Kaufman.

• E20 Olivia Newton-John
  May 22, 1982 65 min

  Sketches include ""Ebony & Ivory,"" ""I Married a Monkey,"" Grease, ""Hitler In Heaven,"" and ""Ballpark Organ Favorites."" ONJ performs the hit ""Physical"" in lieu of the opening monologue.