Seinfeld

Episodes

Season 5 · 22 episodes

• E1 The Mango
  Sep 16, 1993 25 min

  Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.

• E2 The Puffy Shirt
  Sep 23, 1993 25 min

  Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.

• E3 The Glasses
  Sep 30, 1993 25 min

  George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.

• E4 The Sniffing Accountant
  Oct 7, 1993 25 min

  Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.

• E5 The Bris
  Oct 14, 1993 25 min

  Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.

• E6 The Lip Reader
  Oct 28, 1993 25 min

  George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.

• E7 The Non-Fat Yogurt
  Nov 4, 1993 25 min

  Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

• E8 The Barber
  Nov 11, 1993 25 min

  Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

• E9 The Masseuse
  Nov 18, 1993 25 min

  Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

• E10 The Cigar Store Indian
  Dec 9, 1993 25 min

  Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

• E11 The Conversion
  Dec 16, 1993 25 min

  In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

• E12 The Stall
  Jan 6, 1994 25 min

  Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry that his girlfriend Jane makes a living telling phone secrets, and George acts giddy around Elaine's new hunky boyfriend.

• E13 The Dinner Party
  Feb 3, 1994 25 min

  En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

• E14 The Marine Biologist
  Feb 10, 1994 25 min

  Romance starts to blossom between George and his former college classmate Diane, after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Meanwhile, Elaine's electronic organizer injures an innocent passerby when it is thrown out of the window of a moving limousine.

• E15 The Pie
  Feb 17, 1994 25 min

  Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

• E16 The Stand-In
  Feb 24, 1994 25 min

  When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a "little person." But his advice on how to look taller doesn't sit well with the midget's other friends. Elsewhere, George is ready to break up with his girlfriend until he discovers that she's being urged to call it quits with him.

• E17 The Wife
  Mar 17, 1994 25 min

  Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Elsewhere, a guy at the health club whom Elaine wants to date has some damaging information about George.

• E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)
  Apr 28, 1994 25 min

  Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanza's dinner invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend, who's a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on Jerry's parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise.

• E19 The Raincoats (Part 2)
  Apr 28, 1994 25 min

  Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. The Seinfelds manage to avoid meeting the Costanzas in New York City.

• E20 The Fire
  May 5, 1994 25 min

  George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club.

• E21 The Hamptons
  May 12, 1994 25 min

  Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.

• E22 The Opposite
  May 19, 1994 25 min

  George does the opposite and turns his life around.