Seinfeld

Episodes

Season 7 · 24 episodes

• E1 The Engagement
  Sep 21, 1995 25 min

  George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

• E2 The Postponement
  Sep 28, 1995 25 min

  Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

• E3 The Maestro
  Oct 5, 1995 25 min

  Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.

• E4 The Wink
  Oct 12, 1995 25 min

  Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

• E5 The Hot Tub
  Oct 19, 1995 25 min

  Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

• E6 The Soup Nazi
  Nov 2, 1995 25 min

  A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

• E7 The Secret Code
  Nov 9, 1995 25 min

  George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

• E8 The Pool Guy
  Nov 16, 1995 25 min

  George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

• E9 The Sponge
  Dec 7, 1995 25 min

  As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

• E10 The Gum
  Dec 14, 1995 25 min

  While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

• E11 The Rye
  Jan 4, 1996 25 min

  George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

• E12 The Caddy
  Jan 25, 1996 25 min

  While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

• E13 The Seven
  Feb 1, 1996 25 min

  As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

• E14 The Cadillac (Part 1)
  Feb 8, 1996 25 min

  Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationship. It certainly changes his relationship with Elaine, she's interested again. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with Oscar winning actress, Marisa Tomei. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he takes the opportunity to get revenge on them. George wants to meet Marisa for a cup of coffee, even when Elaine's friend is in the hospital with a heart condition. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac.

• E15 The Cadillac (Part 2)
  Feb 8, 1996 25 min

  Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi (which involves her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay, an importer/ exporter). Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from, only she doesn't remember him, at least at first. The cable guy zeros in on Kramer, but he gets away. George's meeting with Marisa doesn't go as well as planned and Susan thinks he's having an affair with Elaine. The cable guy concedes defeat.

• E16 The Shower Head
  Feb 15, 1996 25 min

  As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

• E17 The Doll
  Feb 22, 1996 25 min

  While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

• E18 The Friars Club
  Mar 7, 1996 25 min

  Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

• E19 The Wig Master
  Apr 4, 1996 25 min

  Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

• E20 The Calzone
  Apr 25, 1996 25 min

  As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

• E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
  May 2, 1996 25 min

  George doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy auction, her ceiling is $10,000; however, she gets into a bidding war with Sue Ellen, the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was authorized. Newman finds the missing ingredient to make it cost effective in Kramer's scheme to collect used pop bottles and cans and take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry takes his car to a mechanic, who's fanatical about car care. Elaine meets Jerry to get the golf clubs out of his car, but the mechanic, distraught over Jerry's negligence, steals it. Kramer and Newman collect their bottles and cans and hit the road in a mail truck.

• E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)
  May 6, 1992 25 min

  Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's car, damaged beyond recognition. It's not, and later Jerry's mechanic calls him from the car. Kramer spots Jerry's car in Ohio. Steinbrenner calls George into his office about the project report and has him committed. Kramer ditches the cans, bottles, mailbags and Newman in pursuit of Jerry's car. Newman finds a farmer's house, complete with the proverbial daughter. The mechanic throws the clubs and bag at Kramer's truck, allowing him to get away. Deena is happy to see that George is getting the help he needs. Peterman is stunned when he finally gets the clubs, "Elaine, I never knew Kennedy had such a temper."

• E23 The Wait Out
  May 9, 1996 25 min

  Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

• E24 The Invitations
  May 16, 1996 25 min

  As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.