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Two and a Half Men

2003–2015 · Ended · 12 seasons

Comedy Romance

First aired: Sep 22, 2003
Last aired: Feb 19, 2015
IMDb rating: 7.1 / 10 296,197 votes
Recall rating: 7.0 / 10 1 rating

Overview

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Won 9 Primetime Emmys. 30 wins & 73 nominations total

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Episodes

Season 10 · 23 episodes

E1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Sep 27, 2012 25 min

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
E2 A Big Bag of Dog

Oct 4, 2012 25 min

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
E3 Four Balls, Two Bats, and One Mitt

Oct 11, 2012 25 min

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
E4 You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Oct 18, 2012 25 min

A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age.
E5 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Oct 25, 2012 25 min

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.
E6 Ferrets, Attack!

Nov 1, 2012 25 min

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
E7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Nov 8, 2012 25 min

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
E8 Something My Gynecologist Said

Nov 15, 2012 25 min

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
E9 I Scream When I Pee

Nov 29, 2012 25 min

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
E10 One Nut Johnson

Dec 6, 2012 25 min

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
E11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Dec 13, 2012 25 min

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
E12 Welcome to Alancrest

Jan 3, 2013 25 min

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
E13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Jan 10, 2013 25 min

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
E14 Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Jan 31, 2013 25 min

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
E15 Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It

Feb 7, 2013 25 min

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
E16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Feb 14, 2013 25 min

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
E17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Feb 21, 2013 25 min

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
E18 The 9:04 from Pemberton

Mar 7, 2013 25 min

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
E19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

Mar 14, 2013 25 min

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
E20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

Apr 4, 2013 25 min

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
E21 Another Night with Neil Diamond

Apr 25, 2013 25 min

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
E22 My Bodacious Vidalia

May 2, 2013 25 min

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
E23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

May 9, 2013 25 min

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother; Jake and Alan go on a trip.