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Two and a Half Men

2003–2015 · Ended · 12 seasons

Comedy Romance

First aired: Sep 22, 2003
Last aired: Feb 19, 2015
IMDb rating: 7.1 / 10 296,197 votes
Recall rating: 7.0 / 10 1 rating

Overview

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Won 9 Primetime Emmys. 30 wins & 73 nominations total

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Episodes

Season 7 · 22 episodes

E1 818-JKLPUZO

Sep 21, 2009 25 min

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
E2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Sep 28, 2009 25 min

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
E3 Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Oct 5, 2009 25 min

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
E4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Oct 12, 2009 25 min

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
E5 For the Sake of the Child

Oct 19, 2009 25 min

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
E6 Give Me Your Thumb

Nov 2, 2009 25 min

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
E7 Untainted by Filth

Nov 9, 2009 25 min

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
E8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Nov 16, 2009 25 min

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
E9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Nov 23, 2009 25 min

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
E10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Dec 7, 2009 25 min

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
E11 Warning, It's Dirty

Dec 14, 2009 25 min

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
E12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jan 11, 2010 25 min

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
E13 Yay, No Polyps!

Jan 18, 2010 25 min

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
E14 Crude and Uncalled For

Feb 1, 2010 25 min

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
E15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Feb 8, 2010 25 min

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
E16 Tinkle Like a Princess

Mar 1, 2010 25 min

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
E17 I Found Your Moustache

Mar 8, 2010 25 min

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
E18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Mar 22, 2010 25 min

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
E19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Apr 12, 2010 25 min

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
E20 I Called Him Magoo

May 10, 2010 25 min

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
E21 Gumby with a Pokey

May 17, 2010 25 min

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
E22 This Is Not Gonna End Well

May 24, 2010 25 min

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.