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Two and a Half Men

2003–2015 · Ended · 12 seasons

Comedy Romance

First aired: Sep 22, 2003
Last aired: Feb 19, 2015
IMDb rating: 7.1 / 10 296,197 votes
Recall rating: 7.0 / 10 1 rating

Overview

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Won 9 Primetime Emmys. 30 wins & 73 nominations total

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Episodes

Season 11 · 22 episodes

E1 Nangnangnangnang

Sep 26, 2013 25 min

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
E2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Oct 3, 2013 25 min

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
E3 This Unblessed Biscuit

Oct 10, 2013 25 min

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
E4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Oct 17, 2013 25 min

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
E5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Oct 24, 2013 25 min

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
E6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Nov 7, 2013 25 min

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
E7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Nov 14, 2013 25 min

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
E8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Nov 21, 2013 25 min

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
E9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Dec 5, 2013 25 min

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
E10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Dec 12, 2013 25 min

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
E11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Jan 2, 2014 25 min

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
E12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Jan 9, 2014 25 min

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
E13 Bite Me, Supreme Court

Jan 30, 2014 25 min

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
E14 Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Feb 6, 2014 25 min

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
E15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Feb 27, 2014 25 min

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
E16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Mar 6, 2014 25 min

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
E17 Welcome Home, Jake

Mar 13, 2014 25 min

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
E18 West Side Story

Apr 3, 2014 25 min

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
E19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Apr 10, 2014 25 min

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
E20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Apr 24, 2014 25 min

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
E21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

May 1, 2014 25 min

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
E22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

May 8, 2014 25 min

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.