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Two and a Half Men

2003–2015 · Ended · 12 seasons

Comedy Romance

First aired: Sep 22, 2003
Last aired: Feb 19, 2015
IMDb rating: 7.1 / 10 296,197 votes
Recall rating: 7.0 / 10 1 rating

Overview

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Won 9 Primetime Emmys. 30 wins & 73 nominations total

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Episodes

Season 8 · 16 episodes

E1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Sep 20, 2010 25 min

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
E2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Sep 27, 2010 25 min

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
E3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Oct 4, 2010 25 min

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
E4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Oct 11, 2010 25 min

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
E5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Oct 18, 2010 25 min

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
E6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Oct 25, 2010 25 min

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
E7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Nov 1, 2010 25 min

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
E8 Springtime on a Stick

Nov 8, 2010 25 min

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
E9 A Good Time in Central Africa

Nov 15, 2010 25 min

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
E10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Nov 22, 2010 25 min

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
E11 Dead from the Waist Down

Dec 6, 2010 25 min

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
E12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Dec 13, 2010 25 min

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
E13 Skunk, Dog Crap, and Ketchup

Jan 3, 2011 25 min

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
E14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Jan 17, 2011 25 min

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
E15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Feb 7, 2011 25 min

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
E16 That Darn Priest

Feb 14, 2011 25 min

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.