Roseanne

Episodes

Season 2 · 24 episodes

• E1 Inherit the Wind
  Sep 12, 1989 25 min

  Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

• E2 The Little Sister
  Sep 19, 1989 25 min

  Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

• E3 Guilt by Disassociation
  Sep 26, 1989 25 min

  Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

• E4 Somebody Stole My Gal
  Oct 3, 1989 25 min

  After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

• E5 House of Grown-Ups
  Oct 10, 1989 25 min

  Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

• E6 Five of a Kind
  Oct 24, 1989 25 min

  A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

• E7 BOO!
  Oct 31, 1989 25 min

  The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

• E8 Sweet Dreams
  Nov 7, 1989 25 min

  Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

• E9 We Gather Together
  Nov 21, 1989 25 min

  On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

• E10 Brain-Dead Poets Society
  Nov 28, 1989 25 min

  Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

• E11 Lobocop
  Dec 5, 1989 25 min

  When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

• E12 No Talking
  Dec 12, 1989 25 min

  Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

• E13 Chicken Hearts
  Jan 2, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

• E14 One for the Road
  Jan 9, 1990 25 min

  When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

• E15 An Officer and a Gentleman
  Jan 23, 1990 25 min

  When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

• E16 Born to Be Wild
  Jan 30, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

• E17 Hair
  Feb 6, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

• E18 I'm Hungry
  Feb 13, 1990 25 min

  Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

• E19 All of Me (1)
  Feb 20, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

• E20 To Tell the Truth (2)
  Feb 27, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

• E21 Fender Bender
  Mar 20, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

• E22 April Fool's Day
  Apr 10, 1990 25 min

  On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

• E23 Fathers and Daughters
  May 1, 1990 25 min

  In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

• E24 Happy Birthday
  May 8, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.