Roseanne

Episodes

Season 8 · 25 episodes

• E1 Shower the People You Love with Stuff
  Sep 19, 1995 25 min

  Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

• E2 Let Them Eat Junk
  Sep 26, 1995 25 min

  Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.

• E3 Roseanne in the Hood
  Oct 17, 1995 25 min

  Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.

• E4 The Last Date
  Oct 24, 1995 25 min

  The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.

• E5 Halloween: the Final Chapter
  Oct 31, 1995 25 min

  Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labour.

• E6 The Fifties Show
  Nov 7, 1995 25 min

  The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.

• E7 The Getaway, Almost
  Nov 14, 1995 25 min

  Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.

• E8 The Last Thursday in November
  Nov 21, 1995 25 min

  When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.

• E9 Of Mice and Dan
  Nov 28, 1995 25 min

  With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.

• E10 Direct to Video
  Dec 5, 1995 25 min

  While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.

• E11 December Bride
  Dec 12, 1995 25 min

  Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.

• E12 The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
  Jan 2, 1996 25 min

  Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.

• E13 The White Sheep of the Family
  Jan 9, 1996 25 min

  D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.

• E14 Becky Howser, M.D.
  Jan 16, 1996 25 min

  Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.

• E15 Out of the Past
  Feb 6, 1996 25 min

  While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.

• E16 Construction Junction
  Feb 13, 1996 25 min

  Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the Internet and becomes addicted.

• E17 We're Going to Disney World (1)
  Feb 20, 1996 25 min

  The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

• E18 Disney World War II (2)
  Feb 27, 1996 25 min

  Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

• E19 Springtime for David
  Mar 12, 1996 25 min

  David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.

• E20 Another Mouth to Shut Up
  Mar 26, 1996 25 min

  Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.

• E21 Morning Becomes Obnoxious
  Apr 9, 1996 25 min

  After an improptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.

• E22 Ballroom Blitz
  Apr 30, 1996 25 min

  Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.

• E23 The Wedding
  May 7, 1996 25 min

  Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.

• E24 Heart & Soul
  May 14, 1996 25 min

  Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.

• E25 Fights and Stuff
  May 21, 1996 25 min

  Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.