Roseanne

Episodes

Season 5 · 25 episodes

• E1 Terms of Estrangement (1)
  Sep 15, 1992 25 min

  Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

• E2 Terms of Estrangement (2)
  Sep 22, 1992 25 min

  Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

• E3 The Dark Ages
  Sep 29, 1992 25 min

  The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

• E4 Mommy Nearest
  Oct 6, 1992 25 min

  Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.

• E5 Pretty in Black
  Oct 13, 1992 25 min

  Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.

• E6 Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
  Oct 20, 1992 25 min

  Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

• E7 Halloween IV
  Oct 27, 1992 25 min

  Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.

• E8 Ladies' Choice
  Nov 10, 1992 25 min

  Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

• E9 Stand on Your Man
  Nov 17, 1992 25 min

  The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

• E10 Good Girls, Bad Girls
  Nov 24, 1992 25 min

  Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

• E11 Of Ice and Men
  Dec 1, 1992 25 min

  D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

• E12 No Place Like Home for the Holidays
  Dec 15, 1992 25 min

  A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Lunch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.

• E13 Crime and Punishment (1)
  Jan 5, 1993 25 min

  Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

• E14 War and Peace (2)
  Jan 12, 1993 25 min

  Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

• E15 Lanford Daze
  Jan 26, 1993 25 min

  Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point

• E16 Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
  Feb 9, 1993 25 min

  The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

• E17 First Cousin, Twice Removed
  Feb 16, 1993 25 min

  A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

• E18 Lose a Job, Winnebago
  Feb 23, 1993 25 min

  The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

• E19 It's a Boy!
  Mar 2, 1993 25 min

  Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

• E20 It was Twenty Years Ago Today
  Mar 9, 1993 25 min

  For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

• E21 Playing with Matches
  Mar 23, 1993 25 min

  Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

• E22 Promises, Promises
  Apr 6, 1993 25 min

  Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

• E23 Glengarry, Glen Rosey
  May 4, 1993 25 min

  Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.

• E24 Tooth or Consequences
  May 11, 1993 25 min

  Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school – but David is rejected.

• E25 Daughters and Other Strangers
  May 18, 1993 25 min

  Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.