Roseanne

Episodes

Season 7 · 25 episodes

• E1 Nine is Enough
  Sep 21, 1994 25 min

  Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.

• E2 Two for One
  Sep 28, 1994 25 min

  Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.

• E3 Snoop Davey Dave
  Oct 5, 1994 25 min

  Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.

• E4 Girl Talk
  Oct 12, 1994 25 min

  Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences – and disfunctions.

• E5 Sleeper
  Oct 19, 1994 25 min

  David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.

• E6 Skeleton in the Closet
  Oct 26, 1994 25 min

  Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.

• E7 Follow the Son
  Nov 2, 1994 25 min

  D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.

• E8 Punch and Jimmy
  Nov 9, 1994 25 min

  An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.

• E9 White Men Can't Kiss
  Nov 16, 1994 25 min

  D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.

• E10 Thanksgiving '94
  Nov 23, 1994 25 min

  Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.

• E11 Maybe Baby
  Nov 30, 1994 25 min

  Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.

• E12 The Parenting Trap
  Dec 14, 1994 25 min

  Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.

• E13 Rear Window
  Jan 4, 1995 25 min

  The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.

• E14 My Name is Bev
  Jan 11, 1995 25 min

  After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.

• E15 Bed and Bored
  Feb 1, 1995 25 min

  Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.

• E16 Sisters
  Feb 8, 1995 25 min

  Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.

• E17 Lost Youth
  Feb 15, 1995 25 min

  Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.

• E18 Single Married Female
  Feb 22, 1995 25 min

  In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.

• E19 All About Rosey
  Mar 1, 1995 45 min

  Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.

• E20 Husbands and Wives
  Mar 22, 1995 25 min

  Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.

• E21 Happy Trailers
  Mar 29, 1995 25 min

  Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.

• E22 The Blaming of the Shrew
  May 3, 1995 25 min

  Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.

• E23 The Birds and the Frozen Bees
  May 10, 1995 25 min

  Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.

• E24 Couch Potatoes
  May 17, 1995 25 min

  Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.

• E25 Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
  May 24, 1995 25 min

  A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr Howell, Bev becomes Mrs Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.