Roseanne

Episodes

Season 3 · 25 episodes

• E1 The Test
  Sep 18, 1990 25 min

  Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

• E2 Friends and Relatives
  Sep 25, 1990 25 min

  Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

• E3 Like, a Virgin
  Oct 2, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

• E4 Like, a New Job
  Oct 9, 1990 25 min

  Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

• E5 Goodbye, Mr. Right
  Oct 15, 1990 25 min

  After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

• E6 Becky, Beds and Boys
  Oct 23, 1990 25 min

  Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

• E7 Trick or Treat
  Oct 30, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

• E8 PMS, I Love You
  Nov 6, 1990 25 min

  Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

• E9 Bird is the Word
  Nov 13, 1990 25 min

  Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

• E10 Dream Lover
  Nov 27, 1990 25 min

  Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

• E11 Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
  Dec 4, 1990 25 min

  Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

• E12 Confessions
  Dec 12, 1990 25 min

  An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

• E13 The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
  Jan 8, 1991 25 min

  Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

• E14 The Wedding
  Jan 15, 1991 25 min

  Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

• E15 Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
  Jan 22, 1991 25 min

  Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

• E16 Home-Ec
  Feb 5, 1991 25 min

  Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

• E17 Valentine's Day
  Feb 12, 1991 25 min

  Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

• E18 Communicable Theater
  Feb 19, 1991 25 min

  Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

• E19 Vegas Interruptus
  Feb 26, 1991 25 min

  Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

• E20 Her Boyfriend's Back
  Mar 12, 1991 25 min

  Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.

• E21 Troubles with the Rubbles
  Mar 26, 1991 25 min

  The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

• E22 Second Time Around
  Apr 2, 1991 25 min

  Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

• E23 Dances with Darlene
  Apr 30, 1991 25 min

  Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

• E24 Scenes from a Barbecue
  May 7, 1991 25 min

  The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

• E25 The Pied Piper of Lanford
  May 14, 1991 25 min

  Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.